Russia makes my head hurt.
September 22nd, 2008
We have a new shower curtain. This was our old one.
When I would shower, I would think about Russia. Damn, Russia is a big country. A really BIG country. I never knew HOW big Russia was until we had this shower curtain. And then I would wonder about all the little countries with wierd names, that I had never heard of. And I would feel sorry for the little countries, and wish they were a little more popular. But maybe they like being little unheard of places. And then I usually felt pretty stupid, for my total ignorance when it comes to geography. I should work on it. I should KNOW that Austria and Germany are, like, totally different countries. And I shouldn’t be suprised how BIG Russia is. Everytime I see it! But DAMN, that place is b-i-g. What if you got lost there? Lucky for me, we just purchased this NEW shower curtain. And so now all I have to think about while showering, is LOOK AT THEM FISH! Ah, much better! And if you are one of those two shower curtain people, one liner and one cloth one, please know that you are a much better person than I! I could never keep up with all those curtains in one place!
LOOK AT THEM FISH!
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1. BianKa | September 22nd, 2008 at 10:09 pm
i have two shower curtains, i dont know why… i guess just because i’ve been trained that way by my mother, but the cat sure likes it. she likes to hide in between them. In fact i can hear her playin in there right now.
i used to have a fish just like those on your new curtain, his name was Mayor John.
2. Neely | September 23rd, 2008 at 7:59 pm
If you use both the fish and the atlas then the fish can swim in the ocean and visit other countries make sure to get them a passport though so they don’t end up naked in a swedish prison or stuck at a airport in spain for three days with no way out.
3. pungsnotded | September 23rd, 2008 at 8:19 pm
You are a funny lady.
4. ella | September 26th, 2008 at 9:37 am
neely has a great idea there. i miss your map shower curtain already. the fish will eventually start to drive you completely mad, you know that, right?
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