The last two weeks have kicked my ass. They knocked me down in the street and left me with oozy hollow sores where my front teeth were. I got through them. So they did not beat me…take THAT you stupid last couple of weeks.

I am left in one of those grey areas. G-4. I am writing this while playing Bingo with my five year old. What did we do before the multi-task? I just finished scrubbing the kitchen floor while helping with homework. Kindergarten homework should not be so confusing. Should I be readily be giving you that information? I don’t know. I feel like I just came up for air after doing a drunken cannonball into a 3 foot pool.

Curtis Eller, New York’s Angriest Bango Player.

I discovered this before my foundations got shaken. I thought to myself, “HEY, I like Abraham Lincoln and I like the Banjo, there is no way this could be a bad deal.” Then I went to I-tunes and bought everything Mr. Eller has done. Luckily, it does not break the bank so you should take yourself online and buy everything RIGHT now. None of it will disappoint you.

Banjo players can be alot like a cook with cilantro. Use it responsibly and it will be great. Use the cilantro in everything because you are a weirdo hippie with no tastebuds and gross. Everything will taste like soap. Maybe cilantro is nothing like the banjo. Who knows? Not me! G-1!

Look at that high-kick! I love it! This man sings right out of my favorite era and then throws some Elvis Presley in there! Sheesh! Do yourself a favor. I am thinking next he might sing an ode to Dee Snider. A girl can always dream!!!

Click right here to go on to Curtis Eller’s website and buy yourself some delightful banjo music.