Sat 27 Apr 2013
This is my free can of chili. Ground score. With ground turkey. But no beans. Not sure who eats chili with no beans but I suspect it is communists. Or aliens.
Things have changed for me since I found the free chili. I am happier. People want to be friends with me. I also have learned 6 new languages. I am so excited, Tom Robbins has contacted me and his next novel will be based on my life. Thanks can of Turkey No Beans Chili! This is almost as good as the time my sister, Neels and I were walking home from the bar and someone hit her in the head with a packet of McDonald’s BBQ sauce from a car! Ha!