I love my Christmas glasses. I have been collecting them all year at thrift stores and garage sales. Some of them make sense, some are things I remember from my childhood and some are just drunk Santa and his drunk ass elves.

This glass is most fun when you pour a beer into it. Oh, Santa!

This elf is in the beginning stages of drunk. Happy, giggly and taking a bow. The elf next to him is a little bit more lit, and he is doing a one armed handstand! Whee! Little Drunk Elf!

This elf is in the middle stages of drunk. Dancing and thinking he is good at it. I have drank enough to dance, but never enough to believe I am good at it!

This elf is in the final and most haunting stages of drunk. He is ready to kick your ass! Oh no! Santa help!