Russia makes my head hurt.
We have a new shower curtain. This was our old one.
When I would shower, I would think about Russia. Damn, Russia is a big country. A really BIG country. I never knew HOW big Russia was until we had this shower curtain. And then I would wonder about all the little countries with wierd names, that I had never heard of. And I would feel sorry for the little countries, and wish they were a little more popular. But maybe they like being little unheard of places. And then I usually felt pretty stupid, for my total ignorance when it comes to geography. I should work on it. I should KNOW that Austria and Germany are, like, totally different countries. And I shouldn’t be suprised how BIG Russia is. Everytime I see it! But DAMN, that place is b-i-g. What if you got lost there? Lucky for me, we just purchased this NEW shower curtain. And so now all I have to think about while showering, is LOOK AT THEM FISH! Ah, much better! And if you are one of those two shower curtain people, one liner and one cloth one, please know that you are a much better person than I! I could never keep up with all those curtains in one place!
LOOK AT THEM FISH!
4 comments September 22nd, 2008
