I love Dolly. I really do. But this song … did she kill this kid and the puppy? So creepy. If a kid with a puppy shows up at my door, I am going to call the authorities.

This second song, proves that Dolly just ain’t right. Makes me love her even more, yes it does…

Creepiness aside, Dolly is one of the best entertainers out there, and as a businesswoman she might be a genius. I really do love that lady! You know who else loves Dolly? Norah Jones. Here is some more creep for you…

And finally, no creepy Dolly post would be complete without the best Dolly cover in the entire world!